|
Well, Merry X-Mas everybody!! Sorry I couldn't give everyone the sincerity of saying it on X-mas, but it was X-Mas. What can you really expect? I remember the older days though yeah. When we were all really little and X-Mas made more sense because there was less -and we were filled with less- nonsense. But really, screw it either way. It's still a good time to be insincere, ungrateful, -and in my case- a general spoiled shit. But I do remember the older more simple X-Masi...
I remember the way dad would always have X-Mas for us...
Here's me and dad on X-Mas way back when. '97 maybe. For X-Mas he would always have us come outside and he would have had a Santa Claus Pinata made and he'd have us take a swing at it with a lead pipe. -Said thats how they did it in Mexico. I would always go first. He said to always look Santa right in the eye and zero-in. I didnt ever do it right though. Dad would go at this for hours...
There wasn't really ever any candy inside and there werent really any presents either. Just empty beer cans.
..Come to think of it...The Piniatas were always made of empty beer cans...
There were always the the more traditional X-Mas cliches too with dad. Ya' know, he would dress up as the old jolly bum himself, come in and give presents to everyone. But to be honest, it was really always just kind of annoying. When we just wouldnt get into it as much or we got tired of it because of all the holiday exhaustion, dad would just bring out all the same old antics...
He'd finally calm down when we'd play along with the whole Jack-Daniels and Cookies gag. Then we'd all go back outside to set up more of his traps for Santa.
Anhgh, I'll stop with all the X-Mas reminiscing. Christmas is basicly about the spirit of what Santa represents(commercialism). Im gonna make more later-
it's funny to me, i dont care
-N
|
| |
| I am the 300,000 dollar man.
|
| |
| "Im getting really tired of all these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane!!!"
-Samuel L. Jackson
This film 'Snakes On A Plane' reminded me a lot of the incident 'Snakes At The Newman Family Reunion' which claimed the life of my father and grandfather in a like fashion.
"I'm getting really tired of all these mother fuckin' snakes at this mother fuckin' family reunion!!!"
-David B. Newman
mourning the joke that the bad man stole from me,
-N
But I really am getting tired of all these mother fucking snakes............................on this mother fucking plane...
|
| |
"
